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About Games That Crush Your Soul
I love games. I’ll play anything. And the internet is so full of diversions, it’s a wonder I ever get anything done. Because if it says “click to play,” I’ll click it. And I’ll play it. And even if the whole objective is to fire an arrow across the screen and pop a balloon, I’ll try it at least until I pop that sucker once. (And then a couple more times, to see if I’ve mastered it. Of course, by that time my score is almost at 10. Do you think something special might happen at 10? It rarely ever does, and that’s disappointing. But what could happen at 20?)
You have to understand, this site isn’t a criticism of pointlessness, or amateurism. It’s a shrine to it. It’s my weekly blog about the most ridiculous, absurd Flash games I’ve found on the web, and played anyway.
A lot of the games featured here come from “50 Flash Games to Put on Your Website for $9.99” type packages, so if you see any of these out in the wild, let me know. I’d love to see the kind of person who thinks that games like these might actually draw traffic to their site.
Other than me, I mean.
-Matt
Are you a budding Flash game developer? Do you know deep down in your heart that the games you design leave the world a darker, sadder, somehow less magical place than they found it? E-mail me! I’d love to feature your misanthropic endeavors here.
Think you've played a game this bad or worse? E-mail me and tell me about it!
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